the best, the worst, the most popular way to…

hide from you. first i won’t pick up my phone. 310 357 1391 is no longer my # but my *…it doesn’t say much.

like the * after Bonds’ homerun record…it doesn’t say much. only that he didn’t do it right

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 310 357 1391  and so she wanted my digits. she sounded like a man a dude a leprecabra chupa midget.

the ugliest imaginable she was indeed

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never knew i’d go this far